Coffee is the reason aliens have been coming here. Unknown to us, coffee is also the most illegal substance in the universe.
The first and only genuinely horrible person is mistaken as the master of sarcasm
While randomly copypasting stuff from the internet to finish your essay, you have accidentally written the Necronomicon.
“Visitors are reminded that flash photography is not permitted, as it may disturb the corpses.”
In a world where people can buy and sell skills, you work at a skill pawn shop and someone is trying to pawn a skill that you can’t value or appraise.
You and your partner have burglarized many homes without being caught. On another seemingly routine burglary, you find a young child who has been obviously neglected, locked in a room.
Your grandfather lays barely conscious in the hospital bed next to you. Suddenly he wakes from his slumber and turns his head towards you before saying “I have a secret to tell you, only you are to know this secret”