You are called by the police to come ID a body. However, as the mortician pulls back the sheet, you recognize yourself.
Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, and Ryan Stiles are trapped on a desert island. The game is Hoedown.
The first and only genuinely horrible person is mistaken as the master of sarcasm
While randomly copypasting stuff from the internet to finish your essay, you have accidentally written the Necronomicon.
You time-travel back to 1348, accidentally bringing your phone. About to take a photo, you notice: “1 available wifi network”.
A bird flies through your window and drops a letter. You see a gold coin and the text, “Gold indeed takes you anywhere.”
“Visitors are reminded that flash photography is not permitted, as it may disturb the corpses.”